moonkistprincess:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

i got intern dana!!!! <3

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weegboi:

"don’t be a woman! be a man! women don’t eat meat or like bacon or anything like that!"- carls jr.

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WHAT THE FUCK COULD RADIO PEOPLE NOT SPOIL SHOWS SAY SPOILER ALERT OR SOMETHING JESUS.

In an unfamiliar city with unfamiliar lights
Unknown streets and unknown sights
Home is back in the neon glow
Back to you is exactly where I want to go
Your heart beat calms me more than this ocean ever would
Your touch gives me chills more than this cold ever could
Luckily this city isn’t where I’ll stay
But you’re 500 miles and a heartache away

My dad just uttered the most #firstworldproblems statement to ever exist. While loading our luggage into the back of the car there wasn’t much room left, and he said, “I don’t know where I’m going to fit the espresso machine.”

replace one word in your url with the word “nipple”

dadmau5:

archdvmon:

fxcknature:

lameshawty:

rlyhigh:

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smnkennedy:

theawesomecactus:

So, since I’m in a good mood, I’m gonna do a thing ^.^

Reblog this by 4/5/14, and you’ll get a little hand drawn character based on your blog. 

Have fun.

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