I shit you not a Mormon missionary came to my door today and introduced himself as Elder Price. I almost lost it.

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pineappledean:

I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

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leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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